Houston, not invited to Adobe Seminar?

Just got this notification from adobe, too bad Houston ain't in the mix.
Since I don't even consider myself a designer, big deal!!

    Orientation to Adobe Photoshop® CS4
December 6, 2008
Philadelphia, PA
See a demonstration of the new features of Adobe Photoshop CS4, Camera RAW, and Bridge that will enhance your photographic workflow.
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Adobe Photoshop Lightroom® 2
December 14, 2008
Los Angeles, CA
Learn how to quickly import, process, manage, and showcase your images, from one shot to an entire shoot.
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Final Cut Pro Super Meet at MacWorld
January 7, 2009
San Francisco, CA
Join hundreds of Apple® Final Cut Pro® Users and learn how you can benefit from integrating Adobe Creative Suite 4 Production Premium into your Final Cut Pro video production process.
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Shortcut to Brilliant: The Adobe Creative Suite 4 launch tour
January 16, 2009 –
New York, NY
January 21, 2009 –
Chicago, IL
Whether you've already upgraded to Adobe Creative Suite 4 or are still deciding, this is your chance to get all the info you need from some of Adobe's best presenters.
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Adobe MAX 2009 – Save the date
October 4–7, 2009
Los Angeles, CA
Mark your calendar to join us next year in Los Angeles for more value-packed sessions, in-depth labs, industry luminaries, and special networking events.
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